Chuck NorrisIt takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.Behöver jag säga nå mer? :)
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