Oskar - Rap Transformer Hej. Skrev den här texten mest för skojs kul och för att öva. Och jag tyckte den blev rätt fet så tanke jag delar med mig. fred ut. Dish Hey, step back coz' I am the rap transformer I got a rap-laser in every cavity n' corner I take my aim, and beam you up like Scottie Back, back up, coz' this shit is naughty A walk in the park, oh looksie, a butterfly I take it n' I fuckin' cut you in the eye I moonwalk you'r ass, like the MC astronaut Hold ya breath, coz you'r gettin' keel-hauled Like a italian-grandma I show ya my affection I spit a bar, pick it up, and smash your brain beyond recolection. Dash Aah, when Gordon call's "We got a wack MC!" I come to the rescue, blazin in the batmobile Ya try to spit back, but I'm tough like kevlar I'm the wizard o' rhymes, n' i spit spellcraft I hit you'r spinal chord, leave ya twitchin' in spasm's Look at you, you're fake like a female orgasm Acrobat rapper, back flip, hit ya with a high kick I launch a nuclear warhead, and ya try n' parry with a stick Anotha' lamb to the slaughter, I'm feelin' phsyced This, punk, is how ya rape a fella'h with the mice.